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krampused posting in

bakerstreet

terms

of

endearment

Pookie. Honey bear. That Bastard. Sun and stars, moon of my life. Prince of Darkness.

Pet names. Love 'em. Hate 'em. Whether they send you swooning or get your eyeballs rolling, they own at least a little charm. Sometimes, with the right combo of words, we just can’t get enough!

Does your character have an alias for that special someone in their life? Don’t worry, you can tell us. And the character that affectionate nickname belongs to.

▶ For the top-level folks: DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. After you set up your name/canon/preference header, go into the comment and fill us in on what pet name would be your character's go-to. Gun to their head, if that's the necessary provision.

▶ For the reply folks: their character just called your character...that. You read it. That. Go nuts.

anonconda posting in

bakerstreet

WHO WOULD DO WHO?

You would. We know. Everybody does. But do you think they would do you? Clear?

RULES
○ Comment with your character + info + prefs.
○ Others respond if they'd think your character would think 'hit that' towards theirs.
○ Or are they not in the same league?

lilpoundcake posting in

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relationship status | a meme ♡

the single premise. single. taken. it's complicated. pining for my best friend. seriously, mentally devoted to my fellow mech pilot. in a committed relationship with the monster who ate my brother. dumped. whatever their lot in love, your character has been forced to wear a button displaying their relationship status for the world to see.

so, put their pride/shame in the header. then tag around!

priderock posting in

bakerstreet

PRAISE KINK DIALOGUE meme

A meme where you get to dole out the sweetest affirmation when you're getting down and dirty? Must be all about that praise kink!

how to play

- comment with your character, prefs, what role they'd play (praise-giver/praised), etc. if your character's the type to throw out the positive reinforcement, your one-line starter can go in the top level! (ie, "good pet," you know how it do)
- on the other end of the spectrum, should your big dumb mess want to soak up all that affection, people commenting to you will bring the line of dialogue.
- thread from there. that's it. easy, huh?

mirrormirrormeme posting in

bakerstreet

the survival meme

Acts of nature, vicious monsters, merciless enemies, and treacherous worlds. These are circumstances which put your skills and your wit to the ultimate test: the struggle to survive. Maybe you're fit enough to make it on your own, or maybe you're in over your head. Either way, can you afford to help a friend or stranger in need? That's a decision you'll have to make in the moment.

( Prompts within! )

interjection posting in

bakerstreet

MORE THAN JUST A JOB

It's only business, nothing personal...at least, that's how it started. You were pegged as the right one for a job that involves this person; your task could be positive, such as protecting them with their consent or without it, guiding them from point a to point b, and the like - or, as seedier transactions tend to go, it could be negative. You have to take them back to a place they really don't want to return to, you have to be a jailor, or you even have to be their assassin. At the very least, helping or hurting, you'll be compensated generously (by money or, you know, by not being killed off). And that was all that mattered.

Until they mattered.

They could have shown you something you never knew existed in the world or in yourself. They could have done any number of things, yet they've won you and your feelings over. Your priorities just may shift because of this, but will their view of you do the same as soon as they learn why you were around them in the first place? For your own gain? Will they be able to forgive you?

Even if they can, will they be able to see you the way you see them?

Comment with your character, preferences, role (the one with the job or the one who is the job), etc.
Reply to others.
Thread.

sarabi posting in

bakerstreet

shipping picture prompts

o1. comment with your character and prefs in a top level.
o2. reply to others, complete with pictures and gifs!
o3. cook up something shippy from those inspirational ingredients.

link 'em:

embed 'em:

shrink 'em:

justformemes posting in

bakerstreet

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

buckynats posting in

bakerstreet

dance meme

1. teach me how to dougie - or dance. you've got the rhythm (maybe not) but you don't know the moves. someone can teach you how.

2. dancing with myself - you're dancing alone, nobody's watching. or so you think. busted while busting a move. but hey, there's more embarrassing things (unless you're a REALLY bad dancer).

3. sadie hawkins dance in my khaki pants - prom, homecoming, sadie hawkins, whatever dance it is, it can be slow, it can be awkward. but's dancing all the same.

4. wedding dance - whether it's the first dance with the bride and groom, a father/daughter, son/mother, friends dancing, whatever. weddings aren't fun unless you're dancing your pants off.

5. rocking around the house - staying at home for the night? who needs an actual dance floor? push the furniture aside and dance barefoot in your living room.

6. club can't handle me - clubbing. that means grinding with a stranger or your lover. or dancing with friends to your favorite beat.

7. it's a ball! - ballroom dancing, it can be stuffy or it can be really romantic. beautiful dresses, snazzy suits, spiked punch, just don't step on your partner's feet when you're doing the foxtrot.

8. dirty dancing - and we're not talking the patrick swayze kind. if you know what i mean.

9. fuck it let's dance - also known as the do whatever you want!

interjection posting in

bakerstreet

the intimate bathing meme;

Grooming is an important part of many species' rituals. It keeps them clean, healthy, and content. And a good bath? It can change the whole tone of a day from terrible to relaxed and blissful.

But nudity is sometimes viewed as a weakness - and it is almost always sexualized - so bathing is often kept a private matter. If you do share these moments with someone, they're almost always a significant other or a sexual partner.

Like you're doing now.

Whether it be after a battle or after sex (or before sex, even), the two of you are going to get clean. Be sure to help each other out with that, won't you? After all, there are places on the back that just can't be reached...

HOW TO PLAY:

Comment with your character, your prefs, etc.
If there are other grooming-related practices or kinks you'd like to include, like shaving, hair washing, mention them!
Reply to others!

sarafina posting in

bakerstreet

anon crush @ fortanon

sneaks posting in

bakerstreet

S T R A Y

Taking in strays is, all in all, an understandable vice. The dips in between their ribs, those large and forlorn eyes, they can help you forget the claws and the teeth and the danger lurking beneath fur. But the habit's a knife edge; your efforts may not be rewarded with kindness (animal instincts aren't discretionary) and you may get bit despite what you've overlooked. A stray doesn't care about pity. All it can know is survival.

These warnings apply to strays of the more human(oid) sort, too.

But what may even more perilous with this type than any drawn blood is what you can get when they grow to trust you. You can earn their undying loyalty...or their love. Either from such a wild thing is a precarious path to go down, if you allow yourself to do it.

Comment with your character, preferences, desired roles, etc.
Reply to others.
Thread!

ＰＲＯＭＰＴＳ
( BEHIND HERE )

sockof_ages posting in

bakerstreet

In the universe of the His Dark Materials trilogy (see: The Golden Compass Movie, His Dark Materials on HBO, the books), every person has a creature called a daemon that accompanies them all their lives, and is emotionally and metaphysically a part of them. Daemons are often described as sort of external souls (while the part of the personality in a human's body is the spirit).

Basic Daemon Facts:

They take the shape of animals
They can talk, no matter what their shape
Children's daemons can change form at will; around puberty they 'settle' and become one animal permanently
Neither the person or the daemon chooses the final settled form, but it always reflects their personality (although not necessarily in obvious or simple ways)
They are almost always the opposite sex as their human
If a daemon feels pain, so will their person, and vice versa
Being physically apart from one's daemon causes horrible emotional and physical pain
Daemons frequently talk to and touch each other, in ways that reflect or complement their persons' interactions, but daemons talking to humans other than their own is considered strange, and touching humans not their own is extremely taboo; it generally occurs only between long-time lovers. Touching someone else's daemon without permission is a terrible violation.
If a daemon feels pain, so will their person, and vice versa

How it works:

Just design a daemon for your muse and put as little or as much information as you like about them (shape, name, link to a picture or species wiki if you are so inclined) in a top-level, with your muse's name and series in the subject. Check out other people's daemons and let your daemons interact too.

sockdere posting in

bakerstreet

UNLOVEABLE

rules

01. Comment with your character. NO BLANK COMMENTS. Your top-level should include your character's IC reason that they think they're...well, unlovable!

02. See if they're an impartial judge.

baitings posting in

bakerstreet

TABOO meme

Most societies have certain mores that are unspoken rules; humanity itself even has such conventions, grilled subconsciously into our minds for our own safety. Don't go out alone at night. Avoid getting wet when it's cold. Don't pick fights with those stronger than you...okay, some of us missed the boat on the last one, but the point still stands. Society's rules tend to be more variable, though they apply to most aspects of life - including sex. In fact, bending the rules on what's considered acceptable in romance and sexual encounters can lead to anything from ostracization to death, depending on the time and culture.

So, play it close to the chest if you're going to do a big, big, big t a b o o. Is it worth the risk?

How to Play

- Comment with your character and preferences. Be sure to include what you want and what you DON'T WANT. Blank comments are fine; info is even better!
- Reply to others.
- Be fun and respect others, as this will deal with some heavy topics and potentially triggering material s.

( trigger warning )

khaldrogos posting in

bakerstreet

touch them, I'll kill you

For those of us who vibe with a very specific brand of overprotectiveness.HOW TO— Comment with your character and any preferences.
— Roll the dice.
— Let the bodies hit the floor.

( Read more... )

vivalaopenpost posting in

bakerstreet

THE VAMPIRE MEME

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mirrormirrormeme posting in

bakerstreet

WEAK FOR [...]

What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Not a single thing. I’m certainly not rifling through a bunch of photos in my pocket-

NO NO WAIT STOP DON’T LOOK. I can't reveal my one weakness.

[1] Someone strapped a sign on your character that tells the whole wide world what they're weak for, what gets them biting their lip, blushing, weak at the knees, all that. Whether it's a specific person's name or particular words/actions (calling her a good girl, touching his neck, kissing their forehead), there's no difference in the end. They're exposed either way.
[2] All that matters is everyone can see it.
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

gooseflesh posting in

bakerstreet

The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.

( rules and prompts under the cut )

lovemod posting in

bakerstreet

the tinder meme
Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother.

Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it.

What's the worst that could happen?

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krampused in bakerstreet - It's 2025, I call him pookie
anonconda in bakerstreet - I think you'd take out a restraining order
lilpoundcake in bakerstreet - Status
priderock in bakerstreet - Praise you
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - Survive
interjection in bakerstreet - Not a job? Not just.
sarabi in bakerstreet - Prompts
justformemes in bakerstreet - Phone sex and sexting
buckynats in bakerstreet - Not gonna teach him how to dance
interjection in bakerstreet - Bathing
sarafina in bakerstreet - (no subject)
sneaks in bakerstreet - Stray
sockof_ages in bakerstreet - daemon au
sockdere in bakerstreet - You won’t love me
baitings in bakerstreet - Danger
khaldrogos in bakerstreet - Touch. Die.
vivalaopenpost in bakerstreet - Vamp out
mirrormirrormeme in bakerstreet - w e a k
gooseflesh in bakerstreet - sexy flowers
lovemod in bakerstreet - Love me tinder

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